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Mmm Communism

Tue May 31, 2005, 1:41 AM
Well.. History again brings Joy... Now.. we all know that you can't eat democracy (thanks mrs lower) but now, with new Revolution Cereals you can eat Communism!

Try:
Cheka Chunks- Tasty chunks of your favourite Cheka Militia

Tsar Tarts- All the tasty goodness of Tsar Nicholas in a convienient Pop Tart

Okhrana Oats- The Tsar's own secret formula to goodness and inner wellbeing

Kerensky Krispies- Alexander Kerensky all chopped up and made into delightful little *krisps*

Lenin Flakes- Brighten up your morning with a big bowl of delicious Lenin Flakes, made of real Lenin skin and fallen hair follicles

Duma Balls- Delicious balls of the duma's own secret recipe.. handed down from government to government, Duma Balls are a great way to start a busy revolutionary day!

Rasputibix- Rasputibix, the best way to get your daily dose of holy Rasputin. With each Rasputibix containing 30% real Rasputin; you won't be able to drag yourself away from these healthly spiritual treats!

Thats all that Revolutionary Cereals have to bring you today, but stay tuned in the coming days for our extended range.

Love 'Revolutionary Cereals Girls'

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Communism in Motion


Aliens - metric system - the coming of gozer - laser abortions - asian percuasion - old people - the donkey punch - man gets confined into glass case to give little kids nightmares - mexicans - pancakes - home alone 2 - breast implants - anal probes - more mexicans - Tetris - can't think...

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WHERES MY WIFE? DAMN KIDS!!!

-Nick Nolte "Batman 77"
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the fall of communism is its sugary goodness!
nice work guys :P

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